That’s The Key

George Crowe popped in for a coffee after his round with his mates, I’ll have to go very shortly he said, I really can’t be late. He rummaged around for his keys and said “Connolly, hand over me bunch, I bet for a ruse you’ve swiped them, after our conflab, I just have a hunch.” Pat said he wasn’t guilty and said “George check your pockets real well, what’s the distension down your jumper, it looks like quite a swell”. George lifted his ganzy and sure enough the keys fell to the ground, embarrassed he swiftly swiped them up and left without uttering a sound. So if your keys go missing, don’t blame the poor man at the bar, have a look down your jumper they really haven’t gone far!